Chelsea

Overview

I thought I had a pretty high tolerence for extreme wealth but Chelsea is just too much for me. The Sloane Ranger stereotype is real, readers, and they have numbers on their side.

The main attraction of Chelsea is The King’s Road, one of few roads in London prestigious enough to start, albeit unofficially, with a The.

It is a fashion hotspot, having risen to prominence in the 1960s.

Photo of a tree on The Kings Road, with a curved reflective glass building in the foreground.
Photo by me, trying & failing to be arty with reflections.

Things to do

Chelsea Pensioners Museum

Accessed through a distractingly nice cafe, the Chelsea Pensioners Museum is best enjoyed as an unusual accompaniment to lunch.

The museum consists of a few rooms, mostly filled with audiovisual displays. Before long you’ll find yourself emerging into a shop at the end, perhaps betraying the museum’s true purpose.

Price
Free
Website
chelsea-pensioners.co.uk
Hours
Tue-Sun
09:00 – 17:00
Last admission
16:30
Photographs of chelsea pensioners on a wall, with some items in display cases.
Photo by me, a display in the museum.

National Army Museum

I can’t fault the facilities at the National Army Museum - their galleries are immaculately laid out in an airy, bright and inviting building.

The museum is very closely affiliated with the army and I felt a little cynical about its purpose - rest assured you won’t be confronted with many difficult questions about their past activities.

Price
Free
Website
www.nam.ac.uk
Hours
Tue-Sun
10:00 – 17:30
Cafe closes
16:00
Photo of an army helicopter suspended above an atrium.
Photo by me, from the cafe.

The Saatchi Gallery is housed in an absolutely enormous building, so I was a bit surprised that only a couple of galleries were open when I went.

I ended up in a sponsored Vodka exhibition, which was a little surreal.

Price
Free - Exhibition dependent
Website
www.saatchigallery.com
Hours
Mon-Sun
10:00 – 18:00
Last entry
17:20
Photo of a sound system in the gallery with "Absolut. Born to mix" written on it.
Photo by me, just a hint of corporate sponsorship.